December 2011
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"You had to be there."
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“That’s bullshit. Isn’t that bullshit when people say that? They make a joke that doesn’t work and they say ‘you had to be there.’ I’m sorry- I can’t plan my whole life around when funny shit is going to happen to you.”
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“I went to the store and bought 8 apples, and the clerk said ‘You wanna put ‘em...”
– Mitch Hedberg (via elektrospelunk)
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carloswritesstuff:
Mitch Hedberg
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“A lollipop is a cross between hard candy and garbage.”
– Mitch Hedberg (via keithmorales)
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At one point in time I could enjoy silence. I...
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Just finished the Merlin finale
shutupmerlin:
and I have an awful lot of feelings.
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my feelings exactly.
spending christmas eve with people who aren’t annoyed by my presence…
well i’m not coming home for spring break that’s for damn sure.
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Don't get confused between my personality and my... →
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Last year I’d have killed to be home for christmas. Now I just kind of wish I was anywhere else.
I feel like I built my family up in my head to be some sort of perfect thing. Now the four of us are together for the first time in two years and it’s all come crumbling down in spectacular fashion. It’s scary.
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